FAUX meats 

Our current range 

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Chicken Thigh 

The juiciest vegan chicken thighs on the market, served in a pack for 2 people. Simply roast in the oven at 220°C for 25 minutes or until golden brown. A delicious add on to your Sunday lunch

£6.00 for 2 

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

Burgers  

Pimp up your barbecue this summer with our handmade burgers. Brush with a little oil and then pop on the barbecue for 15 minutes, or if its raining pan fry with a little oil until piping hot. Serve in a bun with some of our cheese! 

£5.50 for 2 

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Meatballs 

Our herby meatballs have been developed to recreate your favourite pasta dish. Cook them in a medium heat frying pan with a splash of oil for 15 minutes. Add your favourite sauce and cook for a further few minutes until everything is piping hot.

£4.50 for a portion of 8 

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

Mince  

make your favourite classic dishes at home with our mince. Add to a tomato sauce for the perfect layered lasagne, add into a pan alongside some onions and peppers for a great taco. Simply fry in a pan for 15 minutes on a medium heat with a splash of oil. 

£1.50 per 100g  

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN
May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Brisket   

Choose between our gravy brisket or bbq brisket!

Simply cook in the oven at 200°C for 25 minutes. 

£12.00  

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

May contain: NUTS, SESAME

BBQ Ribs    

The ultimate sticky bbq ribs!

Cook in the oven at 200°C for 25 minutes. 

£12.00  

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Pastrami    

Use our pastrami to make an epic sandwich - we use it in our Reuben with mustard, pickles, sauerkraut and cheese! 

£2.00 per 100g   

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN
May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Salami    

Our salami is sliced thinly so its perfect on a sandwich or for that extra wow on a homemade pizza. 

£2.00 per 100g  

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN 

May contain: NUTS, SESAME 

Kebab   

Our kebab meat is made with fresh mint for extra flavour, we use it in house on our No Donna sandwich

£1.80 per 100g   

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Black pudding    

Pimp up your full english with our homemade black pudding.  Simple cook in a frying pan with a drizzle of oil for 10 minutes. 

£2.20 per 100g   

Contains: SOY, SULPHITES, CELERY, LUPIN, MUSTARD, GLUTEN

May contain: NUTS, SESAME

Please note: 

Our products are fresh so please consume them within the required amount of time (found on their label) 

Please store them in your refrigerator when you get home. 

We have a lot of ingredients on site so we cannot guarantee that products are free from cross contamination. We do not have any dairy or meat products on site at all. 

We cannot currently accept any preorders for collection, the shop is stocked daily with a limited amount of products so we do work around the phrase "first come first serve" and once it has gone, it's gone.